September 07, 2004

The Dick Cheney Guarantee

Today, VP Dick Cheney pretty much promised that a vote for him and Bush means there will be no more terrorist attacks on the U.S. I feel safer already!

Posted by Vernam at September 7, 2004 05:49 PM | TrackBack
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In a Kerry administration, NASA space probes will no longer crash into the Earth, eluding helicopters sent to snag them.

I also have it on very good authority that he will do away with American Idol.

If Bush is elected, however, we'll all be dodging cosmic debris on a daily basis, and Paula Abdul will replace Jon Stewart as host of the Daily Show.

Posted by: VC at September 8, 2004 06:37 PM

A vote for Bush is for more snow at Camp David?

Posted by: deano at September 8, 2004 01:59 PM

No. He didn't say it.

I really want to know if the comb-under-the-nose Hilter imagery made you laugh.

Posted by: Oalmdom at September 8, 2004 11:42 AM

>http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/9/7/223256/2534

Great link!

Looking forward to Rather's interview w/ Hughes, the guy who says fulfilling the request for Bush to join the Guard (with other sons of the well-to-do) is the biggest regret of his life.


>I heard Jeb Bush say today that a vote for >Kerry would mean more hurricanes in Florida.

OK, that did make me laugh. Is it true?

Posted by: VC at September 8, 2004 11:38 AM

I heard Jeb Bush say today that a vote for Kerry would mean more hurricanes in Florida.

Posted by: Olamdom at September 8, 2004 10:30 AM

Blogger.com isn't updating. Drat. So instead, for your reading pleasure Vern, check this out:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/9/7/223256/2534

Appropriate Drudge would lead with the "Coke at Camp David" story.

But definitely not much good news for Dubya right now. Watch Tonight's 60 Minutes II.

Posted by: deano at September 8, 2004 10:30 AM