Today, VP Dick Cheney pretty much promised that a vote for him and Bush means there will be no more terrorist attacks on the U.S. I feel safer already!
Posted by Vernam at September 7, 2004 05:49 PM | TrackBackIn a Kerry administration, NASA space probes will no longer crash into the Earth, eluding helicopters sent to snag them.
I also have it on very good authority that he will do away with American Idol.
If Bush is elected, however, we'll all be dodging cosmic debris on a daily basis, and Paula Abdul will replace Jon Stewart as host of the Daily Show.
Posted by: VC at September 8, 2004 06:37 PMA vote for Bush is for more snow at Camp David?
Posted by: deano at September 8, 2004 01:59 PMNo. He didn't say it.
I really want to know if the comb-under-the-nose Hilter imagery made you laugh.
Posted by: Oalmdom at September 8, 2004 11:42 AM>http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/9/7/223256/2534
Great link!
Looking forward to Rather's interview w/ Hughes, the guy who says fulfilling the request for Bush to join the Guard (with other sons of the well-to-do) is the biggest regret of his life.
>I heard Jeb Bush say today that a vote for >Kerry would mean more hurricanes in Florida.
OK, that did make me laugh. Is it true?
I heard Jeb Bush say today that a vote for Kerry would mean more hurricanes in Florida.
Posted by: Olamdom at September 8, 2004 10:30 AMBlogger.com isn't updating. Drat. So instead, for your reading pleasure Vern, check this out:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/9/7/223256/2534
Appropriate Drudge would lead with the "Coke at Camp David" story.
But definitely not much good news for Dubya right now. Watch Tonight's 60 Minutes II.