If only the whole clan really were just figments of our imagination. Read, if you dare, this transcript of Nikki and Paris Bush's prime-time debut.
Out, Jezebel spirit! O-u-u-u-t!!!
Posted by Vernam at September 1, 2004 07:54 AM | TrackBackWho's this "Tom" person? ;^)
Matt, glad to see wedded life hasn't mellowed you. I have to disagree about the twins' sex appeal, though. Doro Bush is hotter, IMO, which is the faintest praise I can think of to damn them with.
Dean, re: GGW, I think Bar is all that stands between them and a whole neckful of Mardi Gras beads. All the Bushes are scary, but she's the one with real stones.
Posted by: VC at September 2, 2004 11:02 PMTom--y'know how when you drive through Lincoln Park on a nice summer night, there's all these chicks you alternately hate and pity and want to sleep with all at once, because they just look so vapid and worthless but appealing somehow at the same time?
That's the Bush girls to me.
Posted by: Mattie Potter at September 2, 2004 01:25 AMThe twins are so ready for the next Girls Gone Wild dvd.
Posted by: deano at September 1, 2004 11:25 PM