[FPSPACE] Hi! I have a surprise for you!

[Keith Gottschalk]

Dear friends,  

     It is sobering that each day I arrive at work, I find between
three to seven emails telling me that an email I sent cannot be
delivered to X.

   I have never heard of those persons, far less sent them an email. 

 This means that conmen, criminals, and practical jokers each year out
vastly more between one thousand to two thousand false emails in my
name. Vastly more, because those successfully delivered I have no way of
knowing about.

yours glumly, Keith